Total Medals Earned: 577 (From 135 different games.) Total Medal Score: 7,415 Points
Medals Earned: 3/7 (15/105 points)
Start playing.
Score 200+
Survive a full year.
Score 500+
Score 800+
Find the hidden Golden Astronaut token.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/32 (30/500 points)
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Death snagged you so young!
Yogurt.
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Check out any of the external links
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Science is bad, M'kay?
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
A classic for bidding!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You become Saint Awesome!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 2/11 (50/395 points)
You found a stalker!
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
You monster.
What you should have done is really obvious.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
Good luck with your new career.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
And you should be damn proud.
...
I hope you chose the money.
Medals Earned: 3/4 (65/90 points)
Lose the game.
Meet Reddington.
Don't lose the game.
Keep losing the game.
Medals Earned: 3/10 (35/440 points)
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/435 points)
GTA style...
jetpack get
you found a shortcut
you found a shortcut again...
and again, a shortcut...
you are a cool shortcut finder indeed!
10 deers killed
got 20000 pts
Medals Earned: 17/21 (310/380 points)
The sound of silence...
It's just too hard to resist...
Let's take this outside!
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Love hurts.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Put em up.
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Chicks before dicks.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
You are officially the master of scoring!
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Drink til you drop.
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/50 points)
First Shift
Survive the Boss survival Challenge
Beat Chapter 1 :p
Beat the Classic Level Set
Master the Difference Mini Game
Beat the first round of Diffotron games.
Beat the Main Game!
Beat the Rock Solid Level Set
Master the Sliding Mini Game
Beat the first round of Sliding games.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/280 points)
Go through the whole intro without skipping.
Check out the Credits page!
Finish the game without Lucia ever dying to traps or pits.
Finish the game!
Finish the game without ever destroying the Orb.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/225 points)
Soften the noodle bars to escape!
Find a Secret passage!
Get your things back!
Grow!
Take back the staff!